At #5 is dog shit
We have all been there, that disgusting moment when your brand new shoes slowly emerge into a fresh load of dog shit, and your left looking like a dumbass scrapping your feet across your yard. And even shit in general is disgusting and annoying, I mean I love dogs and all, don't get me wrong, but having to pick up their shit is seriously annoying and disgusting. especially when there is no more poop bags and you have to use the toilet paper which your mother decides to buy the great value brand so your left with a very thin layer of paper that's between you and a load of shit. Yeah, having to get off the computer to pick that up deserves a spot in here.
At #4 is the kid who sits next to me in Geography
I'm a freshmen in high school and I'm taking AP Human Geo (flips hair), so I'm in a class full of Juniors and Seniors and honestly I enjoy the atmosphere! There is one thing I hate about that class though, the kid that sits next to me. Hes a Junior, white, tall, chunky, messy hair, typical jock you can say. The thing about him is that he constantly brags continuously! Like for example, one day I sat down in my desk and hes talking about how some freshmen likes him and this and that, and I'm just like yo she doesn't like you, your ugly, get over yourself. Or like the multiple times where he constantly talks about how you don't know whats up in high school until your a Junior, and I'm all like good thing you're just a Junior. Hes your stereotypical upperclassmen who thinks hes better than everyone and tries to act extra bad around freshmen. Yeah, that's fucking annoying, earning him number 4 in this list.
At #3 is that one kid who stole my German classwork
I take German 1 (big regret) and it's a really small class so relying on people to give you answers when almost everyone is completely lost makes getting good grades in that class even harder, but I have discovered a secret in passing that class. My german teacher just puts a stamp on the paper and gives you a participation grade most of the time, plus he's such a gossip and looks like a really lazy person so one day instead of stressing myself over doing his class work I decided to just write random shit in the blanks and see if he actually checks it. To my luck he didn't, and ever since that day I have been putting random words down for my work, and it worked out pretty good for a whole semester. Recently last week, we were given a huge packet so with my clever strategy I was soon finished and I turned it in inside the folder he has in the back of the room and I went to the restroom. When I came back, I remembered I hadn't put the date on my paper so I reached out to the folder to get it and to my suprise the paper was gone. My teacher noticed too and finally some kid gave up my work. He didn't even get into much trouble which annoyed me, but the really annoying part was when my teacher got my paper and started reading it infront of the whole class, he clearly noticed I had just put random words down, and now I'm on hair triger alert and I can't cheat anymore in his assignments. He would of never read my paper if that kid never stole it. Lets see how I'm going to pass second semester. That annoying cunt deserves a number 3 on my list.
At #2 is my brother
If you have a sibling, you have been in a couple of fights here and there with your brother or sister and you know it's not pretty. I am currently in an "ignoring annoying cunt who is sadly my brother" mode, and I have been for the past month. I have not spoken to him one bit, and I have a feeling it's going to take quiet a few more months before we speak again. I'm just waiting for that little cunt to beg me to talk to him because that's how fucking awesome I am. I could seriously rant pages and pages about how annoying he is but it all comes down to him being a stubborn little bitch which deserves him a spot at number 2 in my list.
At #1 is my German teacher.
If there is anything more annoying than my brother it has to be my German teacher.
Sometimes I wonder about that guy. So he lives alone in a condo and is an alcoholic. Hates kids, animals, and mostly everything in his life. I know this because he constantly talks about his life non stop. One thing I really hate is when people talk about their life like I really give a shit. Anyways, this guy does not stop talking about himslef during class. I feel like I know his whole childhood and his social life. Another thing that also grinds my gears about him is that he does not stop complaining about how shitty his job is and how much he hates the superintendent. He even offered the class extra credit to whoever makes one of those dubstep remix videos with something funny about the superintendent in it with like a cat body or something (I kind of need that extra credit because of cunt in #3). The third thing that grinds my gears about him is that his jokes are really stupid. And sometimes it gets really awkward in class because he makes a joke and nobody laughs and he's the only one bursting out laughin. It's literally gossip half of the class, and handouts the other half. I sometimes wonder about that guy.
Well guys, those are just some stuff that really annoy the shit out of me. Hope you had fun reading :)
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